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12.30.02 dj_xero: I know it's long, but this
is just great! note: i this shit is insane, i dont know where he lives,
i dont want to know where he lives, i just dont want to see this person
ever again, he's just obsessed with me for some reason! help me!
Monkey Goat: YO MAN
Monkey Goat: you see smackdown last night?
DJ R.O.: no, missed it
Monkey Goat: what about the country time lemonade awards?
Monkey Goat: those WERE AWESOME!
Monkey Goat: you see that?
DJ R.O.: darn it, i forgot that was on
Monkey Goat: aw man
Monkey Goat: You HAD to have seen this........
DJ R.O.: what happened?
Monkey Goat: The douchbag monster awards..? you see those?
DJ R.O.: yep
Monkey Goat: cool
Monkey Goat: it was cool, dont you think?
DJ R.O.: i thought it was fscking cool
Monkey Goat: But I REALLY don't think that DJ XERO should have
gotten that award for "Coolest man alive".
DJ R.O.: was i nominated for n e thing?
Monkey Goat: yeah man!
Monkey Goat: You were nominated for the best DDR player ever!
DJ R.O.: what was i nominated for
Monkey Goat: AND YOU WON!
DJ R.O.: YES!!
Monkey Goat: I think!
Monkey Goat: IM not sure but i think os
Monkey Goat: so*
Monkey Goat: its so cool though!
Monkey Goat: Whats up BIG C?
DJ R.O.: n/m, watchin my performance at otakon
Monkey Goat: how?
Monkey Goat: did you tape it?
DJ R.O.: yep
DJ R.O.: actually my friend did it for me
Monkey Goat: Did you use the "ULTRA BIG C CAMERA 10000?"
DJ R.O.: yep
Monkey Goat: cool
Monkey Goat: Oh yeah, DJ Xero said that you never punched him
in the face
DJ R.O.: he's using that as an excuse
DJ R.O.: like he does everything else
Monkey Goat: oh
DJ R.O.: i g2g. ttyl.
Monkey Goat: bye
Monkey Goat: oh ok
Monkey Goat: bye
Monkey Goat: is this big c's mother?
DJ R.O.: no, it's me, big c.
Monkey Goat: oh ok
Monkey Goat: Sorry i keep on accidentaly connectign
Monkey Goat: ign*
Monkey Goat: ing*
Monkey Goat: but where is your mic?
DJ R.O.: that's cool
Monkey Goat: mic*
DJ R.O.: dunno
Monkey Goat: did your friend steal it?
DJ R.O.: hope not.
Monkey Goat: I heard that he did
Monkey Goat: was it?
DJ R.O.: dunno
Monkey Goat: look behind your computer
Monkey Goat: is it there>?
DJ R.O.: oh smeg
Monkey Goat: ?
DJ R.O.: i got screwed
Monkey Goat: how?
DJ R.O.: dj xero stole it somehow
Monkey Goat: WHAT?
Monkey Goat: HE DID?
Monkey Goat: no way!!!
Monkey Goat: OMG!!!! OMG !!!! OMG!!!1
Monkey Goat: what are you gonna do about it?
DJ R.O.: HE DID!
Monkey Goat: what should we do about it?
DJ R.O.: beat the crap out of him
Monkey Goat: oh ok!
Monkey Goat: how do you know he stole it?
DJ R.O.: defeat him in any bemani
Monkey Goat: how do you know he stole it?
DJ R.O.: i saw my window broken
Monkey Goat: did he leave a note?
DJ R.O.: and a note that said
Monkey Goat: what did it say?
DJ R.O.: WHO'S THE LOSER NOW!! I STOLE YOUR MIC, ASSHOLE!
Monkey Goat: OH MY GOD!
Monkey Goat: we have to get back at him!
DJ R.O.: we will, at the competition
Monkey Goat: did he leave his "DJ XERO" business card?
DJ R.O.: no
Monkey Goat: oh
Monkey Goat: are you sure? i think he did
Monkey Goat: did he?
DJ R.O.: lemme check
Monkey Goat: its white and it says "BIG C IS A LOSER"
Monkey Goat: DJ XERO is such a smeghead!
DJ R.O.: found it
Monkey Goat: oh my god!
Monkey Goat: i knew it was him!
DJ R.O.: i g2g. ttyl.
Monkey Goat: bye
Monkey Goat: BIG C LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!
Monkey Goat: I HEARD THAT DJ XERO IS BEHIND YOU!!!!
Monkey Goat: IS HE??????
DJ R.O.: OMG!! HE IS!
Monkey Goat: KNOCK HIM OUT!!!!!!
Monkey Goat: did you knock him out?
DJ R.O.: he's knocked out
Monkey Goat: cool
DJ R.O.: i'm alright.
Monkey Goat: thats good
Monkey Goat: OMG SHAD!!!!!!
Monkey Goat: I THINK SHADS BEHIND YOU!!!!!
Monkey Goat: IS HE???????
Monkey Goat: THATS WHAT I HEARD!!
DJ R.O.: i'll check.
Monkey Goat: ok but be careful!
Monkey Goat: is he there?
DJ R.O.: no
Monkey Goat: THATS GOOD
Monkey Goat: if he was i'd be scared for you
Monkey Goat: so what are you gonna do with dj xero?
Monkey Goat: since hes knocked out?
Monkey Goat: did he return your mic?
DJ R.O.: it's a fake
DJ R.O.: doesn't work
Monkey Goat: does is work still
DJ R.O.: broken
Monkey Goat: oh ok
Monkey Goat: so what are you gonna do with DJ XERO's knocked
out body?
DJ R.O.: dunno
Monkey Goat: someone told me that you would rape it
Monkey Goat: is that true?
Monkey Goat: or was that person lying?
DJ R.O.: that person was lying
Monkey Goat: oh good
Monkey Goat: supposedly, dj xero said you got a 1600 on your
sats...is that true? if not what did you get?
DJ R.O.: i got a 3000 on my sats
Monkey Goat: are you sure that it wasnt 30,000,000,000?
Monkey Goat: cause that would be better
DJ R.O.: i actually got a 60,000,000,000
Monkey Goat: oh ok, thats cool
Monkey Goat: well igtg ttyl
DJ R.O.: cya
Monkey Goat: watch out for dj smeghead
Monkey Goat: ok?
DJ R.O.: ok
Monkey Goat: bye
11.18.02 Well, you all know that we constantly
receive emails, guestbook posts, and other nonsense from The Big C,
aka DJ Heat, aka Charles Burman, aka DJ Restraining Order. Well, we
were told last week that he made an attempt to stab someone at a flea
market near Baltimore. This info came from one of our field agents in
that area whose friend witnessed it. The names have been changed to
protect the innocent.
SexyGrandpa: WHAT!??!?!
AquariumNightmare: ?
SexyGrandpa: what big C?
AquariumNightmare: he tried to kill somebody at the fleamarket.
SexyGrandpa: where did you hear this?
SexyGrandpa: Im curious...this is hilarious, and strangely scary
AquariumNightmare: it was pretty funny to me
AquariumNightmare: I heard when I wewnt to work sunday
SexyGrandpa: also, on a side note, small world
SexyGrandpa: Beatman Fubu told me
AquariumNightmare: yeah I told him
SexyGrandpa: did anything happen to him afterwards?
SexyGrandpa: (I know you told him...lol...thats why i asked you
about it)
AquariumNightmare: not really
AquariumNightmare: evryone at the flea market knows big c
AquariumNightmare: and everyone knows that he's not all there
SexyGrandpa: so what? If he tried to kill me, I'd lock his ass
up
SexyGrandpa: I'd assume from that that maybe the story was a
bit stretched by the time it got to you
AquariumNightmare: well the story is that he got in an argument
with jeff
AquariumNightmare: jeff is a jerk and everyone knows that
AquariumNightmare: the argment escalated to a point where big
C had a large knife and they oculdn't get it out of his hands
SexyGrandpa: did he swing it at him?
SexyGrandpa: like, actually try to get a piece of Jeff?
AquariumNightmare: that I'm not sure of
SexyGrandpa: well, nice to know it wasnt premeditated
SexyGrandpa: just wouldnt exchange ugly words with him for too
long...
Pretty funny stuff, although I might be fearing for
my life soon if I start getting threats like "I'll cut you, mang!".
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