Dumbest Idea Ever....

by MattBoySlim

6th day, late AM

God: Hey, I know! Let's put a bunch of empty spaces in his head!
There's a lot of room to work with, we could make 'em like a complex
network of caves. It'd be fun! Like spelunking!

Helper Angel: I dunno, things could get caught in there. The entrances
are really small. All those little tiny things you created yesterday
would have a field day in there! What's the point?

God: Well, that what mucous is f.....hey, don't question me! I
created you yesterday too, don't forget. Anyway, his voice would sound
funny without them. I think it's a good idea. A damn good idea! They
stay!

Helper Angel: Well, whatever. That disgusting crap is just a sloppy,
quick fix if you ask me. Don't say I didn't warn you.

God: Hrmph.

And thus God created Sinuses. Dyrk.