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Escaflowne: The Movie

An Anime Review

by Mighty Doom

(Author’s note: All images are taken from the TV series for comedy’s sake.  The movie doesn’t contain anything quite so obnoxious as the series’ character designs.)

 

            I really can’t talk about Escaflowne: The Movie, aka Escaflowne: A Girl in Gaea without first discussing the highly acclaimed television series from Shoji Kawamori (Robotech).  Let’s get one thing straight right off the bat: I really.  REALLY.  Do not like the TV series.  It’s annoying and bothersome in many, many ways, not least of which is the inexplicable praise it’s somehow garnered among anime fans and enthusiasts of romantic fantasy alike.  I am also well aware of the fact that I seem to be the only anime fan alive who feels this way.  Trying to explain to a fan why Escaflowne is a painfully typical series is like trying to tell a fundamentalist Christian that no, the biscuit doesn’t really turn into flesh when you eat it.

            For the benefit of the uninitiated, The Vision of Escaflowne is a twenty-something-episode anime television series in which Hitomi, a flat, uninteresting shoujo heroine, is pulled into Gaea, a world we’ve seen a thousand times before in a thousand different classical fantasies, after she witnesses the slaying of a dragon by Van, the warrior prince of Fanelia.  Hitomi soons discovers that everyone in Gaea is in deep shit due to the ambitions of the Zaibach Empire, under the leadership of Emperor Dornkirk and his subordinate Folken, who is both a ridiculous goth and Van’s older brother.

            Things transpire as expected.  A romance develops between Hitomi and Van, and is complicated by the introduction of Allen Schezar, another rogue warrior who closely resembles Charlotte from Samurai Shodown.  Battles are fought, both on foot and in Guymelefs, Escaflowne’s unique and superbly designed mecha.  It’s simply nothing new.  We’ve seen it all before, and we’ve seen it done better in other anime.  Record of Lodoss War springs to mind.  In fact the only notable aspects of Escaflowne are some halfway decent production values and an outstanding musical score by Yoko Kanno (Cowboy Bebop, Macross Plus).  The rest is a mishmash of fantasy clichés and shoujo nonsense.

            The film changes things a bit.  Hitomi is given a bit more depth.  She’s doing badly in school, and she’s depressed to the point of suicide.  When her passage to Gaea comes by way of a vision of Folken (now a David Bowie look-alike and sole ruler of the Zaibach Empire), it is a welcome release.  However, the Van she encounters here is far more savage and violent than he was in the TV series, and his initial reaction is one of suspicion.  This makes for a far more interesting (read: not romantic) relationship between the two.  Most characters from the series are given minor roles, with the exception of the series’ psychotic antagonist Dilandau, who, of course, comes with his own army of androgynous boys so he can smack them around for the gratification of any yaoi enthusiasts who might be watching.

            Escaflowne: The Movie boasts some excellent music and some breathtaking animation.  The character designs are much less obnoxious, and the series’ pretense of a plot has wisely been ditched in favor of more and better action sequences.  On the other hand, they’ve left out the series’ one and only interesting character – Emperor Dornkirk, who was really only interesting because of his true identity, revealed in passing in one of the series’ final episodes.  I’ve heard people say of this film that you can’t compress twenty-six episodes of plot into a ninety-minute movie.  In my opinion the series attempted to stretch out enough plot to fill ninety minutes into twenty-six episodes, and failed miserably where the movie, to some extent, succeeds.  Nonetheless, you can’t make gold from crap, and, while entertaining and pretty, Escaflowne: The Movie is ultimately unremarkable when compared to other classics of the genre.

            Doom gives Escaflowne: The Movie FIVE OUT OF TEN CURSES TO RICHARDS!