dj_xero

01.23.2003
Blog or something, right?? asdfas... i'm drunk and need to play videogamesssssssss... other than ddr.
so i went to this ddr tournament up in NewJersey the other day, they had the newest mix (ddrExtreme 8th mix), and it was alot of fun... but they also have just about every street fighter ever, including championship edition turbo, and they have MK3 and Primal Instint(i forget... dinasaurs killineachitother??) fucked up, anyways, they also have PuzzleFighter2!! I played that for a long time, and remembered how much fun other video games were...

Oh, and some pictures of Sorjai make him look like the leader of North Korea... he should really grow his hair out or something!! :p

11.21.2002
damn, been a while since i've posted here too. I've been pretty busy lately, music, work, Kristy, website, parties, ddr, it's just alot. Okay, here's a list of movies i've been wanting to rent, cuz i keep forgetting them.:
  The Ring, The Producers, Logans Run, 7samurai, ummm, damnit, i forgot the list again.

I haven't been playin alot of games, or watchin anime, or anything website related... but really, our site isn't only about entertainment.... really.

Party last saturday was a success. And yes, Shad is a bad ass cook.

10.30.2002
Hello cruel world! Oh wait, it's the other way around? i forget. Let's all welcome Mattboyslim! he is the man.... and a boy, and slim, he's mattboy, and boyslim, ALL in ONE.

I've been very busy lately. New job, good stuff. More data entry, but it's decent work. Lots of music stuff. THE SOUNDBLASTER LIVE!5.0 OWNSZZZ J00... but not with the original drivers, so i've found. Check this shit out.

and yes, Kristy is amazing, we dont try to kill eachother, which is fucking awesome.

i'll be back later... i just finished paying for the domain for another year, SO GET USED TO SEEING US ON THE INTARWEB FOR ANOTHER YEAR!

09.09.2002
I LOVE SAKE!! God, i'll have a new job soon, so now i can finally afford all those records i've been buying lately... em, yeah, and afford that sex change that i need soo baOOOHHWHOOO, perhaps i've said too much.

I need a personal ninja to do my dirty work. All applicants please email with resume, picture, and measurements, thank you.

08.27.2002
Just tryin somethin new witht he front page, make it like 3 columns, and have our features on either side, witht he update info in the middle, but then i remembered we always liked putting up goofy pics on the front page... eh, if no one likes it we can always put the old one back up... fools.

It has come to my attention that people dont have enough jive talking hamsters in their lives, i believe people need more of that to find meaning in your otherwise useless lives... fools.

it's tuesday, and you're all fools.

08.09.2002
Damn, over a month since i've updated this thing.. hahaha! SUCKERS! I've been busy with various extra-corecliar(sp?) activities, such as Cubase, Reason2, stupid work, and now Kristy... so the site's still been in the back of my mind, but i just haven't done anything about it.

I'm so excited about Mighty Doom's "Real Muthafuckin G's", i'm serious yo, i've read a good chunk of it back in the days(way back) when we were all working at a local Arcade, and Doom was still writing this, handing it out for input and critcism. Having this online is like saving a piece of history, and a reminder that he writes REALLY well and we always enjoy reading it.

I had some links to some fun stuff, but i had lost them.(really), expect them up soon.

2.02.2003
So, I will be out of town this Tuesday and Wednesday on company business. What business is that, you might ask? The business of kicking ass, that's what. Since I do, in fact, kick so much ass, they've decided to send me to another site in Michigan to take over some of their reports. Of course, the site is closing, but I don't think they'd trust me with such an important task unless they thought I had mad 1337 5ki11z, right? Sweet.

[--Thus ends the book of Water--]

1.21.2002
I thought I'd update my news just for fun. Anyone who knows me will tell you: I've got a gut. I've been losing weight for about 6 months or so now, which has been slow because I don't do much in the way of exercise. But the fat has left nearly completely from my arms, legs, and ass. Unfortunately, the gut remains, like a bloated beacon of obesity and alchoholism. So, I figure I'm about 60% of the way towards my goal of not-so-fatness, because the guy was most of the problem. I've been pleased the past few weeks though, as the gut continues to diminish, countered by the booz and turkey I've consumed over the past several weeks, but hey - Rome wasn't built in a day. I don't know what that has to do with my Steven Segal-ish gut, but who cares? Anyway, that's where I'm at. A positive news post from me for once. Y'know, besides the masturbation one.

[--Thus ends the book of Earth--]

1.13.2002
Masturbate for peace. Or, just masturbate.
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/

[--Thus ends the book of No-thing--]

12.19.2002
Well, here's my monthly news update. Work is going great and causes me no stress whatsoever. That's about the only new thing. Other than that, the holidays are kicking my ass. This time last year, I wasn't lonely at all. This year, I'm in pain. Memories are coming back too easily nowadays. Maybe I'm becoming more sentimental in my now mid-twenties. Ugh, I hate the thought of that. I'm hoping that sometime in the new year I'll have a somewhat meaningful relationship for once, even if only for a little while. I was going to make my resolution for the new year to find "the one", but of course my policy of "whatever happens, happens" seems to be working for me lately, so let's just leave it at that. Otherwise, life is pretty damn good. MUNNY has never been better for me. I no longer eat dollar store food, or have to save pennies to buy DVDs, so that tells you right there how it's going. Hmm...wonder if Kristy's ever gonna set up that thing with the person at the place? Hmm...

[--Thus ends the book of Wind--]

11.18.2002
Well I haven't posted news in awhile coz I'm afraid to talk about what's really going on. Nobody needs to hear it anyway, it's the same old nonsense. I'm in a bad spot right now, suffice to say that it has to do with relationships and I'm not sure what to do. Don't worry, I don't have the gay. But Xero does.

Speaking of gay, is anyone else sick of this fucking lame Star Wars Yoda-man! advertising campaign? How blasphemous! It's really sick, and I can just imagine a group of old, bald white men sitting around a table and saying "Oh yes, this is how the young people talk, it'll work! It's the cat's pajamas!". I'm so sick of the 'let's touch the younger generation' marketing schemes. They're annoying.

I'm starting to get poor again, and anime is to blame. I've been buying more HK dvds in bulk lately. Plus, the new 'just before Christmas' wave of dvds are coming out, as well as Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and stuff. All of that will cease, of course, if I actually start going on dates again. Who knows if and when that will happen before the end of the year.

Oh, and if you want to learn how to make rice like Hibachi's does, ask and I'll post the recipe. ON MY NUTS!

[--Thus ends the book of Fire--]

02.05.2003
Ha!! Bi-monthy it is!!! (Though technically I suppose it's only a little over a month. Or you could say "It's been since last year!" But that'd be dumb.) Anyone who reads this site and is a fan of The Matrix really does owe it to themselves to go to theanimatrix.com and see "The Second Renaissance, Part I". It's about 10 minutes long, and boy does it pack a wallop! Better than I'd hoped. But, don't let me hype it up too much for you. You know me. I like everything. Everything!!!!!! Well everything except immature, psycho, girlfriend beating, asshole downstairs neighbors. Not too big a fan of them, to tell the truth. But, that's why my girlfriend is moving to a new apartment! That way, my brother-in-law is her landlord and she lives above his mother. Much better. My brother-in-law Ken is an all-around kick ass guy, and I can't thank him enough for helping her out (and thus helping me. Hell, I basically live here. I just go home to my parents house to sleep. Don't ask, it's a long story involving a very religious parent. Anyway, that's only for another year or two...but I digress). Wait a minute!!! Jack is in Michigan! I can digress all I want!! HAHAHAHAhahhahhah..ha....heh....mmm. Yeah. Anyway, I'm done digressing for now. I read some stuff about "Enter The Matrix", the Matrix game by Shiny. Lookin' pretty sweet, though I'm not too crazy about the idea of killing agents with a wooden stake to the heart. I hope that's some kind of joke. Speaking of games and jokes, you oughta check out this site. These Double Fine people are making a game for Xbox called Psychonauts, headed up by Tim Schafer, creator of such Lucasarts adventures as Sam & Max. This guy's hilarious and if the website is any indication, this game's gonna be great. This man is my new hero. If you have nothing to do sometime, read the news page from bottom to top. There's not really any actual news on the game, but I found it immensely entertaining on a particularly boring day at work.
In other news, work is finally progressing on the movie project Tim and I have been working on (or not working on). All the relationships and plot points and sub plots affecting plots, etc are finally coelescing into a recognizeable "story". We should now be moving forward with great strides. If I ever get the script copyrighted, I'll post it on my own special movie page. Obviously, I don't think any of you would steal it and sell it or anything, but this movie is too imortant to us to take any chances. It has too much good stuff in it.
Wow. That's a lotta news that you probably don't even care about (as if anyone besides Shad, Xero and I read this page. It exists solely to feed our own egos....). I should channel some of this recent writing energy into a review or two. Hmmm.....

12.26.2002
Geez, if Shad's is monthly, then I guess mine is bi-monthly! Ugh. Oh well.I can't really excuse myself by saying that I've been busy, because other than shopping I've been doing jack-squat. I guess I've been watching anime and playing video games, but I just haven't written anything about it. Shad had a genius idea that we should start writing small, quick-and-dirty reviews on games we rent or play for a short while. Maybe, now that I have copious amounts of BlockBuster gift cards, I'll start writing some. Or maybe I'll just fall asleep and forget what I wanted to write. That's probably more likely. I really do like writing, though, so maybe I'll just hafta start taking notes as I play or watch a movie. I think my new phone does "voice notes" or somthing. I need to review more movies. All I have is NBC's Carrie, for chrissake! Blugh.

Oh, yeah. I meant to make a joke about Shad's monthly news update and his menstrual cycle, but I just can't find the right joke. That's been a problem lately. Comedic impotence sux. I'm sure it's just stress. I hear it happens to funny people all the time. (If it happens to funny people, then what chance do I have?!?!?!?)

10.29.2002
Well, here we are. I'm really glad Shad and Xero let me start posting on here, 'cause I think I need a better outlet for my randomness and pseudo-creativity. My new movie that I'm working on with my freind Tim would be enough for that, if we weren't going so slow on it. It's not something that should be rushed, though. It'll be really good when we're done. I may dedicate a part of the site to it soon, but I haven't really thought that through.

I also can't wait to get to work on Hamstah Gangstaz Ep. 2 as the new character Professor Nutzenmowff. We have so many good ideas. Should be awesome. (Hmm...perhaps I revealed too much.)

I also wanna use some of this space to thank Shad again for hooking me up with a damn good job. The work is easy but constant enough to make the day go fast, the pay is good (better than my last job), the coworkers are nice, and everything's laid back....like me.

Hey!! It's been more than 7 days!! We saw The Ring and lived. (For now......)