- UPDATES

09.11.2003
MattBoySlim So......White or Purple? Also, I'd just like to give a shout-out to Freedom: What's up, Freedom? Just chillin'? That's cool. Hang out for a while, tho. We like havin ya around.

09.9.2003
MattBoySlim Testing, testing. Progress.

07.28.2003
dj_xero yo check it out the site seems to be goin okay now, i've figured out the ftp thing and i think or dns names are resolved better now... i'm hoping. but still we're not to sure what to do with everything here, if you are at all interested in keeping this site up and goin, and are not an active member of our forums, please email me here. still my dj site will continue no matter what so everyone can here my jams... cuz it's a jam.
thanks to everyone who's supported us, helped us, and bought us food, we'll be around.

07.19.2003
MattBoySlim Well, I'm back from the shore. I was supposed to take pictures of the beach and stuff for xero, but I never got a good chance. Every day I had planned on taking pictures, it was cloudy, or otherwise impossible to get a good shot. So I took this on the way home. That's not a Photoshop job, by the way.

07.04.2003
MattBoySlim OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! I can't believe that guy wanted his wife to wear that Ebichu costume!1!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!@!!!!!!!! Ahhh, Goldschlager. MmmmmMMmMMmMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Oh, and happy Independance Day. NO, not the aliens!!!!!!! The holiday, dumbass!!!! Guh. Drunkens!

06.23.2003
MattBoySlim Man......FUCK that Oven Mitt!!!!!!!

06.10.2003
MattBoySlim Part II of Ach Du Leiber! Der Teufel Ist Nach Deutschland Gekommen!!!! has been posted. Since Shad has sent no pictures, I have decided to spice them up with ones I found from the good ol' Google Image Search. I'm sure you'll barely be able to tell the difference. Yes, I realize I'm terribly incompetent when it comes to images and text formatting/wrapping/etc. Shad will just have to fix it when he brings his own images. He'll also have to tell me how to make it look less like crap, so I don't do this again. Enjoy!!!!

06.08.2003
MattBoySlim Well, you'll all be interested to know that I finally got my ATI All-in-Wonder Radoen 9700 Pro working. Evidently there was an undocumented setting in the new BIOS of my Motherboard that was made just to get the new Radeons to work. And, yes. By "interesting"I did mean "morbidly boring".

Anyway, we have a new segment here at Genki-Web. One of teh founding fathers of Genki has selflessly volunteered to endure greulling trials in the pursuit of International and Universal Truth. Shad is currently deep in the heart of Deutchland, home of the Huns. OOPS!!!! I mean our GOOD FRIENDS the Germans! Being the intrepid reporter he is, he'll be giving us his impressions of this strange uncharted land throughout the week in a segment I like to call Ach Du Leiber! Der Teufel Ist Nach Deutschland Gekommen!!!! Enjoy.

06.02.2003
dj_xero Just reminding you that i still have a website here, with music, and extra info, and a live shoutcast broacast every week! so click on it, cmon, can't hurt ya, not as much as this baseball bat on your crotch. Oh, and check the forums too, there's alot of good conversation, debate, and well, quickie movie reviews that you might find interesting. I believe Mr. Doom is working on an editorial of some sort, and my brother is the planning stages of a point/counterpoint with Mr.Asbestos, or maybe he's just piss drunk in an alley somewhere off the Jersey Turnpike, a bottle of J.D. (best music evar) in one hand, and a front page of the Cecil Whig's sport section in the other, but what's that bulge in his pants? it's his MarkTwain award, for safe keeping.

oh, and for the record, I AM A SCRABBLE SOULJA.

05.27.2003
MattBoySlim Even newer Dr. Poopenstein and the Maginificent Paper Caper. This time, with more DRUNKENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mmmm..ah-hah! Hahahahahah...hmmmm. Japanese beer is soooooo yummy. MMmmmmMmMMmmmm. Sopporo comes in enormous cans!!!! Monoliths of inebriation to be worshiped like dark, eldar gods!!!! Oops. Too much Lovecraft today. I like Cthulhu. Not the monster thingy, but the story. Good stuff. Y'know, Eternal Darkness for GC is just a bunch of HP Lovecraft geeks who got to make a game with Nintendo munny. Oh, gawd. Awright, I'm done.

05.27.2003
MattBoySlim New Doctor Poop! It only took me less than two weeks to find my RtCW-PC CD and figure out how to do a screencap! Pathetic? Yes!

05.14.2003
MattBoySlim Hey, the first web comic is done and ready for consumption. That's right, TUBERCULOSIS!!!!!!! It's ready for it!

05.11.2003
dj_xero holy crap the site is online, and it was all my fault for not understanding the intardwebpornofdoom! sooo, i'm gonna waste your time with inane news updates! news update: I'm a retard.
gonna get my hair chopped tommorow, finally. DOWN WITH MULLETS.

05.03.2003
MattBoySlim Geez, this thing goes up and down more than a syphillis-ridden, drug addict prostitute! And you know how much they move...y'know....up and down. GEDDIT?!?! Yeah, I know. Sorry. Anyway, I don't really have anything to update with, but I figured I'd do something while I have access. I am working on a web comic that will be featured on this website, among other things, so keep an eye out. Also, a big hello goes out to any PSO Xbox players checking us out!! Feel free to contact us at any time, as we're actually cool, legit players. We're also WACKY!!!! Well, I am, anyway.

04.26.2003
Shad Sorry, but the site has been up and down lately due to some changes going on with our host server, unitedvirtual.net. Until we start doing massive updates again, please enjoy my Phantasy Star Online review (Xbox version).

04.10.2003
dj_xero Auricom Shoutcast Radio is online and bangin your eardrums. I'll be playing every thursday night after 9pm, so tune in!   www.auricom.com:8888/listen.pls   more info on the dj_xero site, which is regularly updated with tracks and info!

04.08.2003
MattBoySlim Coming soon from Genki-Web Entertainment, Inc. ... Now you can take your favorite dirty little scamps with you wherever yuo go with Hamstah Gangstaz on Game Boy Advance! Here's the box art! More to come.

04.06.2003
Shad More updates, now that the FTP is back up...a book review of The Wooden Sea by Koala, a review of Moulin Rouge by Mighty Doom, and also an addendum of his own two cents by Mighty Doom to Mattboyslim's RahXephon review. Finally, a new chapter of Real MFGs is available, so please read it. There's going to be some updates to the Hamstah Gangstaz page soon, as we're starting production (finally!) on the second episode, so please stay tuned for more!

04.04.2003
dj_xero hey guys merry april fools day, you fool! the new dj_xero site is up, so go there, i have 3 tracks online now, expect many more by next monday. Been busy moving my girlfriend to her new place, gonna be nice having her closer, soooo nice. The FranklinMills DDR Phreak tourney is coming in 2 weeks, that's gonna rock hard. the ftp being back up is good, and my god, it's gettin warmer outside! (except last weekend when it snowed... that was wierd. STRAWNGBAD!

04.02.2003
MattBoySlim Well, it seems that the FTP is finally working again. I believe we're working on a total overhaul that'll be up soon-ish. Maybe. In the meantime, read that review I did on RahXephon. Or don't. See if I care.

03.15.2003
MattBoySlim Beware the Ides of March!!!! Evidently, some Seer predicted that someone would do an update then, and now the prophecy has been fullfilled. I have written a review for the new-ish Giant Robot Show (GRS) RahXephon. If you wonder where the hell we've been, click on that "forums" button up there and find out!

02.21.2003
Shad More updates to the Genki-Web Bestiary today. Enjoy.

02.20.2003
Shad A few more updates today that were long overdue. First of all, the first chapter of part 2 of Real MFGs is now available. Also, a little story from Deutshland by our dear Michael Foulk. Finally, an idea launched by the Mighty Doom himself, the Genki-Web Bestiary, which will continue to summarize the important research we conduct during our adventures.

02.19.2003
MattBoySlim Ok. The FTP is officially back up again. Over two feet of snow and my company refuses to pay us for work on Monday. Even though they closed the office and told us not to come in. Dyrks. For those who don't live around the PA/DE/NY area and haven't heard, we had an enormous snow storm that resulted in over 24 inches of white death by Monday afternoon. Here's some pics from Monday morning outside my girlfriend's apartment.

02.05.2003
MattBoySlim Holy Jeebus!!! I just watched the first Animatrix short, and if you know what's good for you, you'll make sure you have the latest version of Quicktime and you'll get your ass over there and watch it too! Also, while you're there check out some of the stories and comics. They're pretty good, from what I remember. I'm gonna go watch it again. Here's some info on "The Second Renaissance" and the other Animatrix shorts.

02.02.2003
Shad Posted some reviews from Mighty Doom. Check in the column on the right here... ----->

01.31.2003
MattBoySlim Hey! Two reviews in one week!! Now that's something!!! Read my lengthy review on His and Her Circumstances!!!! Look for more on the way!!!!! Maybe even one on Mahoromatic Vol. 1!!!!!! Love exclamation points as much as I do!!!!!!! Especially at 2:00 AM!!!!!!!! Must sleep!!!!!!!!!AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! (sorry.)
dj_xero Updated 2 tracks on my site, slowly evolving and changing the way I record music, more turntable based, and utitlize Cubase, rather than just using Reason to sequence sounds over and over in loops, to record into Cubase live, and manipulate it from there... much more intuitive and creative. I AM PLEASED.

01.29.2003
Shad Well, I was messing with the menu and the reviews page. Check it out and let me know.

01.28.2003
dj_xero Just trying something different with the layout. Let me know what you think on the forums. Hey, go to the forums. I'll be trying something new with the review section as well... because it looks like a mess.

dj_xero Okay, I just added a music review section for Chris Asbestos, and that's a step in the right direction... also note that alot of our older articles and random nonsense is in the ARCHIVES page.

01.27.2003
Mattboyslim Guess who? It's you're favorite non-posting sonuvabitch MattBoySlim! I just wrote a new review on Undercover Brother! Remember all those other reviews I promised to write? Haven't written word one! How do ya like that?!? Yeah, me neither. Oh well. Someday soon I'll write some of 'em. I may even throw in a review of the new anime series Naruto which, just like The Two Towers, is all about ninjas!

01.25.2003
dj_xero just uploaded 2 works in progress on my site... just workin on stuff, nothin really finished yet.... poop... heheh, poop!

01.20.2003
Shad I just noticed that all the stuff posted here in the new year still have the year 2002. Oh well. I had an interesting piece of news I thought was worth putting up on the front page. One of our favorite sites, Penny Arcade, has a few strips with a recurring Cardboard Tube Samurai joke. It seems that CTS has become so popular, there's a petition to add him into SoulCalibur II. I'm not sure how effective this is going to be, seeing as they're about 90% finished with the port of the game to consoles. But, I signed it to show my support for CTS, now my favorite joke on PA. Those of you at the Christmas party at my place know what I'm talking about. Also, the main page of PA has CTS wallpapers available. And, here's some strips for you...1 2 3

01.16.2003
Shad Well, we've got more for you this week. First, there's a new Nan Dai Yo! from Tyger in Japan. Then, we've got Mighty Doom's review of The Thing. Finally, I finished my review of Kodo's newest album, Mondo Head. Please enjoy them. Also, brand new forums are up, and they're popup free and pretty.

01.13.2003
Shad Alrighty...I owe P-sama an apology for not posting his review of Xi Go earlier. Please read it, my life is at stake. Also, I finished the third and final part of my review of The Two Towers. It is now extra-massive, with plenty of pics and such. I hope you enjoy it! Finally, there's some new Genki Forums, because the last site that hosted our forums crapped out. Yeah, sorry. But these look really, really good, so PLEASE check them out!!

01.02.2003
dj_xero Holy crap it's 2k3!! That means, UPDATES to my dj site! and PLUS 2 new tracks from yours truly. (still working on that live streaming thing for my insane live sets) hey, yall check out the forums, they are mucho cool.

12.31.2002
Shad I hope everyone has a Happy New Year! Now, please enjoy my enormous The Two Towers review. Thanks!

12.30.2002
MattBoySlim All I have to say is wow..........just....wow. Ok. ....Wow.

Shad Well, you asked, so here you go, a new pic on the main page here. Hope you like it. Three reviews for you today, Mighty Doom's book review of The Floating Girl and my review of Dave Foley's latest film The Wrong Guy, and finally my anime review of Real Bout High School vol. 1. Please enjoy them both. Also, the forums are working really well now, so if you know us and love us, please feel free to sign up. Sorry about the popups, but it is free.

dj_xero New years is upon us, and you know what that means! laxy us!! oh wait, this site's been pretty busy!
actually, coming soon, i'll be on broadband! that means more music from yours truly, more updates to my site, to this site, i'm thinking about a weekly broadcast or something like that. and some dj.ro shit for your ass, the REMATCH(?) yeah, sure.... i'm thinking of putting up a ddr page or something, like stupid pictures and stuff. i dunno. (shit, i need to reinstall phortoshop. Stormy's been over there for a while now.)

JESUS JERKY, SAVOUR THE FLAVOR.

12.26.2002
MattBoySlim Christmas rocks, and so do the new forums!! (Although they've been givin' me a little trouble...) Good Lord, it's been quite some time since my last post!! Been busy with shopping and new job and such. That, and I'm a lazy, lazy, sloth-like bastard. In the near future, look for a new Retro-Gaming review, a review on Metroid Prime (mmmmmm...), an article titled "The Dichotomy of Samus Aran", and the long promised "Thoughts On All of Evangelion". Boy, that last one just fills me with foreboding. Gotta watch it all again. It's all good though and deserves a third viewing. Also, in the nearer future, look for monkeys flying out of my butt!! Hope everyone had a good holiday!!!! (I'm sure Mike Myers won't mind me stealing a joke or two. He probably doesn't remember Wayne's World anymore anyway, what with all that Austin Powers and everything. (Not that I didn't buy Goldmember on DVD and love every gaddamn second of it...).)
Shad Well, I hope those of you that celebrate Christmas had a good holiday and lots of family fun times. We're back again, this time with a new column to go in our updated sections here. Our buddy Michael Foulk (Dave) has a new section where we'll be posting his stuff as he writes it. It's mostly just...uhm, well stuff. Also, many people have been bugging me about "When are you gonna start the forums up again?? When? WHEN?!?!?!?". Well, the bandwidth was a problem, but I've been looking for a while, and finally, well...here's my Christmas present to our buddies and fans...our new Genki Forums are available, once again, and it's on a spiffy new site. It's also on the menu, see? I hope you guys enjoy it.

12.24.2002
Shad Happy Holidays! I have an announcement to make! Today, Christmas Eve, and all Christmas Day, I will be serving our fan parody Hamstah Gangstaz on the Kazaa network. So load up your Kazaa programs, search for Hamstah Gangstaz under "Video", and download away!

12.18.2002
Shad Well, we know that everyone has been busy. The holidays are definitely upon us and everybody has their own activities and shopping to do. Fortunately, the Mighty Doom has kept vigilant, even while our FTP was down, and has been keeping us fresh with lots of new material. Xero is trying to fix his busted PC, and I'll be doing some more reviews soon. But for now, enjoy these reviews from Doom: Wes Craven presents "They", a video game review for Silent Hill 2, and Doom's Guide to Advertising. Also, as a special gift to you, and to make up for our lack of updates, I'm posting Chapter 15 of Real Muthafuckin' G's for you enjoyment. It is the last chapter in the first book of this great saga. Enjoy!

12.16.2002
Shad Well, sorry it's been so long since we updated. The FTP was working for a few days but the holidays have been keeping us busy. I have some material that I need to update, but I haven't formatted it yet, so you can probably expect an update tomorrow or Wednesday, as long as the FTP stays up and doesn't ban me or change our password again. Ugh. Also, we're seeing the midnight showing of The Two Towers tomorrow at King of Prussia. Isengard, REPRESENT up in this bitch!!!

12.05.2002
dj_xero It's almost that time of year again! It's gonna snow like what! The dj_xero homepage is now up... as much as can be expected from me and badass 56k modem.

Also check out Chris Asbestos's latest music review of Men's Recovery Project, The Golden Triumph of Naked Hostility. Asbestos had this to say, "yeah another review! that's what's up." I will be working on putting together Chris's own section up here to spotlight his reviews more, yall just missin out playa.

12.02.2002
Shad Well, we have two new reviews from Mighty Doom of Priest and Real Bout High School, so check it out in the Book Section. Also, the newest chapter of Real Muthafuckin' G's is up! Also, we have some pics and stuff from the Cowboy Bebop Marathon that we had this weekend, so check 'em out.

11.24.2002
dj_xero Added Chris Asbestos's review of David Cross's new comedy album: "Shut up, you fucking baby!", added some more banners down there on the right... check them out or face the consequences.
Also added my own review of Ikaruga for the Dreamcast.
SATAN Apparently dj_xero isn't drunk enough yet, i'll be working more on that in the future, in the mean time keep going to raves, eating fried foods, and driving on I95 like a FUCKING RETARD.

Shad Well, here's some more updates for you. Mighty Doom has graced us with two new video game reviews... we have Undying, and a guest review for the Retro-Gaming section of HOMO (an NES video game). Also, I have a short review of Porco Rosso now available.

11.21.2002
MattBoySlim Here's a little scene I wrote yesterday morning. It's inpired in part by a book I'm currently reading. The other part of my inspiration is the forces of evil that have amassed in the recesses of my head, hell bent only on devouring me from the inside. ...I hate sinus infections. Enjoy!

11.20.2002
MattBoySlim Welp, it looks like the FTP is up and running again. I haven't gotten a confirmation from Shad yet, but hopefully it'll stay this way! Expect a few more reviews to trickle out of my feeble brain. Soon.
Shad Yes, it is confirmed. The FTP is fixed, which means mad updates, 817<43z!
MattBoySlim Unf!
dj_xero UVN rocks all of you! thanks to Paul and Ian, you guys are Gods! The genki-web.net year in review will be up later this week, as well as a review of Ikaruga for the Dreamcast. My dj site will be up soon as well. (i know i mis-spelled provactive, there, i did it again)

11.18.2002
Shad It's done. It is finally done. Welcome, faithful viewers, to the 2002 Happy Anniversary Genki-web.net Mega-Update Extravaganza!!! Check it out, everything has something new. We got a new menu, new polls (...to the right, see it? Use it!!), and a ton of new reviews, columns, and other stuff for you to enjoy! ROLL CALL!

New Video Game Reviews: Bloodrayne (MattboySlim), Contra (MattboySlim), Contra (Mastah P), Minesweeper (Shad)

New Anime Reviews: Earth Girl Arjuna (Shad), Spirited Away (Shad), Read or Die (Shad)

New Movie Review: The Quest (Mighty Doom)

New Columns/Writings: Nan Dai Yo! WTF! (Tyger), 2 new chapters of Real MFGs (Doom), Tyger's people profile

Oh, and some new info we heard about DJ Restraining Order... check it out here.

11.14.2002
Shad Well I've been told that the FTP issue will be fixed in a couple days, so I'm going to wait until Saturday to do the huge, huge update which is getting bigger. I promise you, it is coming, so please have some patience, okay? It will be worth the wait!

11.11.2002
Shad Well, it's our anniversary. We'll have an anniversary update as soon as possible, we're having a few FTP problems. Thanks!

11.07.2002
dj_xero it's freakin late. dj_xero homepage.

11.05.2002
MattBoySlim Well, I just wrote a short little piece on the controversial DOOM III alpha. No matter what you hear, it's the most incredible thing ever to grace this pile of junk I call a PC. If you happen upon it, give it a try. Just try to keep in mind that it is a super-super-early version of the game and shouldn't be anything to judge the final product by. That being said, DOOM III will rock my ass eight ways to Sunday and rest assured I'll be in line to buy it the first day!!

11.04.2002
MattBoySlim The content just keeps on comin', folks. I just posted my new review of NBC's Carrie. It's a remake of the DePalma film done seemingly without any input from Stephen King (don't quote me on that). It will have you snoring in horror!!!!

11.03.2002
Shad Oh my god, ughhhhh. I am dying today.

WHAT'S NEW:

Ach Du Leiber! Der Teufel Ist Nach Deutschland Gekommen!!!! by Shad
Dr. Poopenstein and the Magnificent Paper Caper by MattBoySlim
Phantasy Star Online by Shad
The Wooden Sea by Koala
Moulin Rouge by Mighty Doom
RahXephon by Mattboyslim and Mighty Doom
Real MFGs Part 2, Chapter 2
Hamstah Gangstaz Episode II coming soon!

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