By: the genki crew.

It's raining outside, we're all really bored, and don't even feel like doing anything. No video games, nothing good on tv, no movies to watch, just dont feel like doing anything. So this is our experiment in bad taste, bad jokes, and a bit of satire to spice shit up. I hope you enjoy it!

Dr.Who walks into a room and poops on the world, and then xero, shad, and asbestos rape him, and then Sakura from streetfighter walks into the room, and all of three of us, er, them started masturbating on her face, at the same time. Shad, "this is totally fucking awesome, i'm totally tossing my man mustard into her nose", then Card Captor Sakura said to asbestos, "would you please rape me hard and fast, please, i'll give you a good time afterwords then we can all have party cake" but it didn't matter because shad totally fucked his day up, and then proceeded to rape card captor sakura, and kero-chan behind the dumpster at a porn shop i totally ripped off in manhattan. how may i suck on your penis mother? she asked provactively,

MEANWHILE, a small hobbit found a magical ring that allowed him to attack the Death Star, after he discovered the plans for it that the Rebel Alliance discovered on the back of an "Oops! All Berries" box, but the Baroness from GI Joe had enslaved Asbestos and Shad and Dj Xero, who soon discovered that she was, like, one of those, um, cenobites from Hellraiser and shit, and so they had to perform sexual acts (that were of an erotic sexual nature, involving pussies and boobies and dicks going to pussy town and pussyville and pussyland, and dicks also went into buttholes and sexual buttholes, if you maybe know what I am getting at here, when I am talking about sexual sex acts that are full of sexy sex. hey guys, TEH INTERET RUULEZ!!! It let me understand how sexual sex acts that involve erotic porno sex are achieved).

Dr. Who walks into a room and poops on the pokemon. And, oops, sorry, guys. Dr. Doom comes in and pees ON AN ELECTRIC FENCE AND WHWO WHOA GUYS?! No, but the point here that I was trying to reach -- before I got distracted with depraved notions of sexual erotic pornos that involve things like NAKED SHOWERS which of course never occur in our real lives and, if you thought they ever might occur, you, sir, are a perverted sex fiend! -- was that OH MY GOD I HATE MY LIFE FUCKING SHOOT ME IN THE FACE reached the river and do you want to ford the river [Y / N ?], but I should warn you that if you choose to ford the river, OH HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE OREGONTRAIL SUCKS SO FUCKING BAD did last Tuesday and died, which was really sad because they shot 4988 pounds of buffalo meat and could carry 2 pounds.

And then Oji Tanaaka came in rocked so fucking hard that there weren't any more starwars in the jawns that saved us by the Darth Penis In Yo Mouf, you know, the big gay dick headed lord of the sith. and he uses his force powers similar to darth vader, except you choke on his semen, and then you die from it, oh, and your asshole tightens up, that's when you know you're gonna die, holding your ass and choking at the same time. You'll lose control of your bowels.

Shad awoke, naked in a jail cell. He sat up, his six pack flexing as sweat droplets slowly dripped down each muscular ripple. His manhood was half-engorged with blood as his mind wandered to thoughts of a woman - one that had left him long, long ago. How could he have known that all along, that same woman would someday save the lives of everyone on the star ship Genki. Then....Woah, what the fuck, this shit is all over the place! Master P arrived at the door to the jail cell with the keys. But he was being a dickhead and didn't let anyone out of their jail cells until they listened to his review of some Xbox game and a puzzle game from 1997 that nobody cared about. Then he let everyone out, and gave them gadgets and trenchcoats and guns. It was time to take out Umprella.

"Let's go set them up the bomb!" said Xero. Asbestos interrupted him and said, "Okay, but first let's get the crack and play Pokemon". Master P led everyone through the great space jail until they reached the dreaded 'Level Boss'. Shad lined up a 23-hit combo while Asbestos, Xero, and Master P prepared the ultimate team attack and blew the Level Boss's nutsack off. Then, a bunch of big-booty bitches with their titties hanging out came out and humped all the guys, and then they lactated all over the fucking place. Shad, Asbestos, and Xero escaped, leaving Master P to fend for himself, because they knew that someday he would return triumphantly as a Jedi ghost, to save the universe and probably the world too.

It looked as if the crew of the Genki were safe, as they drifted across the galactic sprawl in their shuttlecraft, but suddenly Chris Asbestos farted all over the place in his farty pants and Xero and Shad became angered at him. (Actually, take note, readers: Chris did not in fact fart, but stole a priceless Bukkake video several years ago; this was the reason for his expulsion from the shuttlecock. And balls. I mean, oops. Sorry, guys LOL OMG!!1.) Asbestos' giant trenchcoat, made from elephant scrotums (he was very fond of this coat, despite his strict vegetarianism, which prevented him from eating all animal products except for semen), which he had once stolen from a magical young boy named Larry Potter, luckily broke his fall. He awoke, several hours later, realizing that perhaps his adventures should now be taking place within a new paragraph, on the surface of a barren desert world. He wandered for several hours, until a masked assailant suddenly appeared.

"Who are you?" Asbestos asked.

"I AM POKEY MAN!" was the booming reply. "AND YOUR KUNG FU IS WEAK!"

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY KUNG FU!!" said Chris.

"AHAHAHA, YOUR THIRD-RATE GUNG FU COULDN'T TEACH ME ANYTHING AT ALL! YOUR KUNG FU IS SO WEAK IT MAKES ME LAUGH! AHAHAHAHAHA, HA HA HA HA HA! Hee!"

"I KNOW KING FU AND HE TAUGHT ME THE KING FU SECRET!"

"KING FU? AHAHAH, DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH! KING FU IS A POWERFUL PATRIARCH WHO RULES OVER THE DOODOO PREFECTURE WITH AN IRON FIST! AHAHA, HAHAHA, HAHAHAH, AHAHAHAHAHAHA, AHA, HAHAHAHA, I KNOW THE KUNG FU SECRET!"

"No, actually, you don't know the Kung Fu secret," said Asbestos.

Pokey Man kicked him in the wang, and that kind of sucked.

"THE KUNG FU SECRET IS... 9!!" Pokey Man yelled. But then the members of Devo arrived and, already quite well-versed in the Kung Fu secret, kicked his ass. An intrepid local news reporter (who had recently discovered, thanks to his friendship with several Hollywood insiders, that Tobey Maguire would play Spider-Man in the upcoming film adapation, and not Edward James Almos, who had previously been reported to star) asked them what the Kung Fu secret was, but Doctor Who's shit had entered a temporal vortex by that time and, as a result, crushed him into a huge, poopy mess of poop-covered poop. I think there was some shit in the poop, too, but don't quote me.

Meanwhile, back in the cell of the damned...Master P was at his wit's end trying to save his ass from the not so dreaded clutches of the mastodonian breasted concubines...with sparklers. When all was thought lost, the power of his sacred specs of Ra shined forth with their sparkling glory. Driving the girls mad into an insane orgy of mad sex and shit, P broke through like a bat out of hell into the inner depths of the station. With the Genki Shuttle long gone, he was on his own to find another escape method. And THATS when the countdown started. "One minute til this station is fucked!," blurted the computer in a sarcastic tone of bullshit. Trying to brush off the message of death, Master P continued to dash as the soldiers and concubines stopped giving a damn about him and worried about their own asses. "SCATTERGORIES!" A means of escape was found as he darted into the mysterious warp pipe that was randomly sticking out of the pantry sink.

After what seemed like forever, he comes flying out of the pipe only to realize that he had no idea where the fuck he was. Everywhere he looked, all he could see were bizarre colored bubbles of various shapes, sizes, and components. "SHAZBAH! Ratpacks and Skittles... where in Thundara am I now?" Wandering, he does as he stumbles across this bizarre landscape. "Welcome to Blubb Blubb Fiddleglarg, weary traveller." cried a distant voice...far off in the distance. Bewildered, Master P yelled out for the mysterious figure to reveal himself. A crack in the very fabric of the dimension opened up and out stepped four mysterious figures. "I am known as 'G'. And these are my associates, the Hair Bear Bunch."

The Hair Bear Bunch ripped off their masks revealing that they were in fact Skittle monster, out for revenge of Dr.Who, who want to fuck the shit out of Sarrah Michelle Gellar, and they think that she would like it. Later that evening, they did, and they were right, she didn't even care that they weren't the hair bear bunch. This turned her on in the first place, made her really hot. Xero thought long and hard, long and hard, and decided to make a hair bear bunch costume, because it makes the girlies wet, so asbestos, xero and shad dressed up as the hair bear bunch and went to the nearest Junior High School to pick up little girls. The little girls weren't impressed because they were already fucking Master.P, who was already in jail 2 times for doing this sort of thing, this soart of tTAHANG. You see, Massah p has this thing for young pussy, and he seems to think the girls like it, which was why he was in jail so many times before... fucking pervert. The hair bear bunch could have succeded where he failed, in bed.

Suddenly, George Lucas had finally arrived in a magical lollipop light-cycle from Tron, and challenged the Genki crew to a tournament of 'Blades of Steel' on his NES top-loader. As everyone prepared for battle, Shad sneaked up behind George and hit him in the balls with a hockey stick. Asbestos grabbed George by the throat and said "YOU'RE A WIZARD, HARRY! AND I'M A PERVERT!". Master P raised a mighty axe to the sky and shouted "By the power of Fraggle Rock, I will send you to the next world!". But, Xero had already zapped George with a shrinking ray, and placed him in his pants. George wiggled around in agony, which made Xero giggle. Shad called everyone morons and flipped them off.

The Genki crew hopped into Shad's ice cream truck, whose logo had been replaced with the spray-painted exclamation "We like titties!". Soon, they arrived at Happy Fortune, where they ate chinese food until they were stuffed. The chinese people liked them so much, that they summoned a bunch of hot asian bitches, who stripped naked and gave everyone lap dances. Master P asked his hoe to spread jelly on herself, and they left to bang in the ice cream truck. Xero and Dr. Who took 5 asian bitches and went off to have sloppy, sloppy sex. Asbestos was treated to a shy nymphomaniac, who pleased him until his body dried up from loss of fluid. The rest (about 20 or so) of the bitches left with Shad, where they packed it in at his place, and masturbated each other until they passed the fuck out.

In conclusion, stay away from Da Hip-Hop Witch, because she is fucking dangerous. Seriously.