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Welcome to the Genki-web guide to alchoholic beverages. Here, we wish
to share with you some of our favorite beverages and mixed drinks. We
have been trying to come up with some new drinks to keep ourselves fresh
and entertained when we're hanging out, so there will definitely be
much more to come in the future.
This all began when Mighty Doom came home between semesters at his
college. He and his roommate (and from what I understand they have a
lot in common) drank a lot. One day, they came up with a great mixed
drink of two hard liquors called the "Doctor Doom". This drink
sent my ass on a war hellride. It is currently my favorite drink. We'll
tell you how to make that too, but first let's cover some of the basic
ingredients, then we'll list our concoctions categorized by basic ingredient.
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Skyy Vodka
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Goldschlager
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Jagermeister
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Jack Daniels Whiskey
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Puckers Flavored Schnapps
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Mike's Hard Lemonade
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Mike's Hard Iced Tea
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Smirnoff Ice
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Twisted Tea
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Sauza Diablo
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Vodka
Anyone can take a jug of water and mix it with Country Time lemonade
mix and vodka. Add 7-up and you get Hard Lemonade. But, vodka can be
used in nearly any other beverage to make it better and more deadly.
Our vodka of choice is Skyy Vodka. It has a crisp smoothness without
the aftertaste found in some of the cheaper brands.
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Ingredients
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The Yakov Smirnoff - Named after the Russian comic, this
drink comes pretty close to how malt beverages are served in Europe.
Take a good swig off a bottle of Smirnoff Ice, then simply add a
shot of vodka to the bottle and mix. A few of these is good for
a quick buzz, and enough to take out a lightweight in a single shot. |
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Mike's Hard Cockaide - So named after I got a woman drunk
with one of these (and then had a real freaky time in bed), this
is made with the same method as above. Remember, put in as much
vodka as you desire. |
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The Diablo Expansion Pack - This is a pretty new malt beverage,
made iwth Sauza Tequila. Try adding some vodka to this one and see
if you don't crave worms after that! |
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Hard Iced Pee - I named this drink for lack of a
better name. Pretty much the same as above. However, the vodka does
make the color change a bit, so it looks more like pee in the bottle
instead of Iced Tea. THAT'S SO WEIRD! |
Goldschlager
Goldschlager could be the liquor of the gods among men. Here's a few
to test yourself with and find out if you are worthy.
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Doctor Doom - The greatest shot in the world. Mighty Doom
can correct me on this if I'm wrong, but I believe it's 2 parts
Goldschlager to 1 part Jagermeister. The reason this drink is named
after the mighty conquerer is because the Jager looks green until
combined with the Goldschlager, where it becomes red. Survive this
one, and NOW YOU'RE A MAN! A MAN, MAN, MAN!!!! |
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der Tufel - Meaning "The Devil" or "Demon".
Drop a shot of Goldschlager into a bottle of Sauza Diablo (as described
above), and enjoy a sweet spiciness mixed with citrus. It tastes
surprisingly good, and it will keep you right in your own time. |
Other Drinks
Here's a few more minor distractions...
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Kool-aid or other drink mix |
One-eyed Monster - A variation of the One-Eyed Jack that
JD put out. Mix Jack Daniels, some Puckers Shcnapps, and some drink
mix (fruit punch is best). It tastes exactly the same if you put
a little bit of 7-up or Sprite in it. Good stuff. |
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[Insert Fruit Flavor Here] Hard Iced Tea - Pretty simple...take
either Mike's Hard Iced Tea or Twisted Tea with a shot of Puckers
Shcnapps. Or, if you don't have Hard Iced Tea around, use regular
Iced Tea, Puckers, and a shot or two of Vodka. |
Please let us know if you have any other suggestions! Also, here's
a few links. Enjoy!
http://www.barnonedrinks.com/
http://www.digitalbartender.com/index2.html
http://www.cocktail.com/
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