AN INTRODUCTION TO REAL MUTHAFUCKIN’ G’S

presented by Mighty Doom

Real MFG's original story by Max Gardner and Travis Taylor

            During my freshman year in college, my roommate/best friend Travis and I one night drank a great deal of Jolt Cola, sat down and decided to write a short story.  The story was entitled Celebrating the American Mustache, and involved Kain, the protagonist from the video game Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain getting into a brawl at the Bennington College Café.  Pretty much everyone ended up in this story: morons we’d seen about campus, characters of our own creation, Jack Nance, the Wu-Tang Clan – hell, the evil fisherman guy from I Know What You Did Last Summer was in there.  It was six pages of chaos.

            Then we decided to write a novel.  Celebrating the American Mustache became a single chapter in our caffeine- and alcohol-fueled epic, which we eventually titled Real Muthafuckin’ G’s after a song by our favorite dead, child-molesting rapper, Eazy-E (according to Wesley Willis, he is the educated rapper – but we have our doubts).  A whole slew of new characters was introduced, as well as something like a linear plot, in spite of plot devices such as belching Roman soldiers, Boss Hogg from Dukes of Hazzard, many David Lynch characters taken out of context, a boxer-briefs wearing zombie and Billy Dee Williams.

            We’re still working on it.  Having completed the first part in record time (something like thirty pages a night, if I recall correctly – which isn’t likely) and the second over the course of a year, we’re hard at work on part three, and hope to finish at some point in the near future.

            At this point in time Shad and the rest of us at Genki-Web present the existing chapters of Real Muthafuckin’ G’s on a weekly basis, sort of like that Prince Charming comic that’s gone on for thirty years in the paper, and makes no sense if you haven’t read every strip to date.  Then again, Real Muthafuckin’ G’s makes no damn sense anyway, without knowing how its creators’ twisted minds work inside and out.  We speak in sound clips and film references.  This story is a massive in-joke which, I’ve been told by my friends, is entertaining.  Here’s hoping all you visitors to Genki-Web find it as psychotic as the rest of us.

            A final note: this work is, believe it or not, copyright 1998-2000 Max Gardner (myself) and Travis Taylor.  Read it on Genki-Web, talk about it with others who’ve read it – just don’t appropriate content from this website for your own.  Read on, MacDuff.

--Mighty Doom (Max Gardner)

Chapter 1:Dirty and Stinkin'