ESA Sucks Money, Blood
So, we’ve all heard how the ESA spent over $5 million to move E3 for one year.
However, what hasn’t been discussed is the Entertainment Software Association’s CEO Michael Gallagher’s resemblance to Bram Stoker’s Dracula.
Sure, Kotaku did sit down with him to discuss his role in the ESA, as well as in the industry. But did they ask the really serious, hard-hitting question? Like, what is up with his Dracula likeness? Why the Nosferatu haircut, Mikey? And why did Kotaku have to interview him after hours instead of over lunch, like normal businessmen??
Okay, I might be way over the line on the last bit, but I wouldn’t be surprised. As a businessman myself, I know how many Draculas there are out there in the corporate world. It’s just not always as obvious to spot them as it is with the ESA, apparently.
